Be happy

lameboob:

augustus waters. augustus fires. augustus earths. augustus airs. the fault in our elements

(via disowns)

kimpissible:

police officer: you’re under arrest.
me: im rubber, you’re glue. what bounces off of me sticks to you(:
police officer: fuck

(via talknerdyytome)

sirbombalot:

Fill your heart with bees. If someone breaks your heart, then they have to deal with the bees.

(via unescapable)

cassieblack:

arineat:

sigmarikz:

certaflyably:

thirstingaintdead:

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

  1. "Make me",
  2. "oh really",
  3. "is that so"

"prove it"

"What’s in it for me?"

"Wanna bet?"

"Scared, Potter?"

(via suckmyvertical)

baracknobama:

they dont even sell garages at garage sales

(Source: baracknobama, via suckmyvertical)

ivegotabanana:

kittiezandtittiez:

Dad’s adopted

Mom’s DNA Game is STRONG. 

ivegotabanana:

kittiezandtittiez:

Dad’s adopted

Mom’s DNA Game is STRONG. 

(via heart)

nessuno:

thelegendofben:

hogglette:

oh hey link what’s up little guy

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you don’t look so hot. you have a headache?

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well let’s take a look see

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holy shit

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holy SHIT

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it’s a boy. omg i’m a grandma

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i’m so proud

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wat

whAT

(Source: porcupet, via too-stoned-to-remember)